Get ready, Bay Area! Your brand-new WNBA team, the Valkyrie, are gearing up for their inaugural season, and they’re on the hunt for someone truly special to lead the charge from the sidelines – their very own mascot! Forget about sourdough and cable cars for a second because this gig comes with some serious cheddar. We’re talking a cool $130-$160 per hour!

Now, let’s do some quick math. Even with the WNBA’s slightly shorter season, that hourly rate could skyrocket this lucky individual into the upper echelons of mascot salaries, potentially rivaling some of the big hitters across all sports. 

To put it in perspective, while the average annual salary for a major league mascot in the US hovers around $65,000, with some superstars like Rocky the Mountain Lion (Denver Nuggets) pulling in a staggering $625,000 a year, this hourly Valkyrie rate is certainly turning heads. It highlights just how much the new franchise values the energy and engagement a great mascot can bring.

While the big bucks are certainly eye-catching, the real question on everyone’s mind is: who will this mysterious mascot be? Will they soar with the grace and charm of Ellie the Elephant, captivating fans young and old? Or will they bring a unique energy that even gets those Bay Area sports fans on their feet?

The possibilities are as vast as the Golden Gate. Perhaps a fierce, winged Valkyrie herself will take to the court, inspiring the team and electrifying the crowd. Maybe it will be a quirky local creature with a fun twist. One thing’s for sure: whoever lands this coveted role will not only be well-compensated but will also become an instant icon for the region and the team.

So, if you’re a bundle of energy with a knack for entertaining and you’re ready to bring the spirit to the Valkyrie’s games, this high-flying opportunity in the Bay Area might just be your perfect match!